malikmydick:

i’m not always horny but i kinda am tho

textsfromlastquanticdream:

Connor has a lot of good lines in Detroit, but by far one of my favourites is the one where he says “for your information, I’m worth a small fortune” in reply to Hank threatening him, after Connor purposefully spills his drink when they first meet. Simply iconic.

teasugarsalt:

dykebarry:

bwitiye:

frodobell:

sorry, liberals, there’s only 0 genders

theres one gender and we have to share

mom says it’s my turn on the gender

hang up the phone I need to use the gender for homework

syntactition:

dopeybeauty:

u ever think??

no & u cant make me

tulasaysyay:

punchgurl:

Struggling to keep your rolled up sleeves looking nice is gay culture

Struggling is gay culture

ohmygrodd:

draxlaugh:

do gifs still move after you scroll past them

rivierakid:

Homophobes: Ellie’s straight

Naughty Dog:

peterpooperscooper:

tom holland being engulfed by a herd of puppies is literally my favorite thing

murderxbaby:

notanadult:

amuseoffyre:

aggrokawaii:

justsomeantifas:

my-username-is-classified:

justsomeantifas:

call me ignorant but i genuinely don’t understand why sports have to be split up by gender.

@ everyone in the notes talking about physical performance: if that were the case, then sports would be divided by physical performance. that’s a thing you can measure. that’s a thing that varies by individual. a weak man and a strong man would be an unfair fight in boxing/wrestling/MMA, which is why they divide those sports up into weight groups based on physical performance. but they also further segregate them based on gender. chess is segregated by gender for no reason but sexism. if it’s actually about skill and physical ability, then measure those and separate people by those metrics. don’t do some bullshit gender segregation and pretend like men and women are inherently on different levels no matter their individual abilities.

💅

Remember that time a teenage girl struck out Babe Ruth? That’s fucking why. Men are afraid of being beaten by women.

Remember that time male swimmers were pulled out of training because Kate Ledecky was leaving them ‘broken’ by swimming better than them? Remember how she didn’t even notice, because she was busy actually training?

Shooting is a sport that has no reliance on strength and so any allowance for gender variation is irrelevant.

The last time there was a mixed competition (1992) a chinese woman named Zhang Shan won it.

It’s often presented as for the benefit of women. After all, they’ll be heartbroken when they‘re hurt or bested by men.

Projection is a hell of a drug.